So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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