Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
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the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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