im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She needs sedatives and a leash
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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