I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
tell your sister to shave her snatch
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
