Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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