If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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