I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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