Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
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I need you to use more vowels.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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