I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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