Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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