i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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