I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
