Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
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you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.