If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.