I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
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I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.