Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
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