I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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