And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
