Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
