Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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