he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
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I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
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Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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