wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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