did you get engaged???
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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