I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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