thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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