apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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