i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
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fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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