I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
tell me about the eggs
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