ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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