its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I believe in your delicious
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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