Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
