im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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