I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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