Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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