So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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