This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My liver just had a heart attack.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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