i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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