North Korea, Best Korea!
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
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