It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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