Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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