please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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