I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
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If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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