are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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