fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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