Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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