O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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