I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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