they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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