my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
