Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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