Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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