I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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