the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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