Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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