that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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