that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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