she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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