"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
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This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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