I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
So vagazzling was a success
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