i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
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Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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