im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I will be naked everywhere
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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